Stiber Kids and the missing remote....

So, as of yesterday morning, our DVR remote has gone missing. Aiden swears he left it on the couch after he changed the channel yesterday morning, so I'm thinking it magically grew legs and walked away. We've torn the entire house apart looking for it. I wouldn't be so concerned over a regular remote, but it is our DVR remote and it costs like $75 to replace. Stupid remote! I wish it came with a homing beacon! We've taken the couch apart, moving the enitre thing to the other part of the living room to look under neather, not that the remote would fit under there. (I did find the comb monster while under the couch. He had confinscated 10 combs, but I go tthem back now!) We've looked in all the usual places, in the bathrooms, kids bedrooms, our bedroom, in the closets, pantry, cupboards, cars, backpacks, purses, everywhere we can think of. We even emptied out the trash bag we took from the house yesterday into a different trash just in case. NO LUCK! So, if anyone happens to know where remotes like to walk off to, please give me a holler. Until then, I am driving myself bonkers looking for it. Its 4:00 am and I can't sleep because I just can't stop thinking about the dumb remote!